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Dear Anon, We don't have a male masseuse on staff, so I don't exactly know how that works. We do have female customers - in fact they're all Regulars. They're local women who come in for therapeutic. They have no idea we also do Happy Endings, nor do we intend for them to ever find out. They get a great therapeutic massage at a good price, and they help make us legitimate with the locals.
A lot of new places make the mistake of turning away women - only to find that it attracts the attention of the local cops. Just found your site. It's great and is helping me figure things out. I've found a place I want to check out. It seems like it could be a massage with a happy ending which is what I want.
Her website says no sex, any mention of sex will end the session. I'm guessing this is just risk management because the rest of the site makes more erotic references. If I'm not supposed to ask for anything and she doesn't say anything, am I out of luck or is it okay to ask for a release? Anon, If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck It's for safety.
I say go for it, but don't assume anything until she confirms it. Once you're in session, then feel free to bring it up casually and respectfully. Remember, she can still say no, and may only offer extras after the first session just to make sure you're OK. Good luck! Good blog that you have there Things a bit tighter in New York though, now my question is this; there's a local spa I frequent at least times per month for my massage asian I've become a regular to the girls on a fisrt name basis, etc I know the place is not certified with LMT's, so how do I make the first move as to let them know I would like morebut being discrete about it???
I've gone from underwear to being draped with a paper type of sheet as of late What are good waysthings to say or doto drop hint that I would like more Seriously, this is a tough topic to get good answers Help me out with this Awesome post CJ. Your right about attitude CJ, I visited a place in CA mini-mall that says "Oriental Massage" on the sign, has a neon "Open" sign, and is open 10am - 10pm everyday.
They seem very descreet and no names are exchanged. I paid my fee up front at the counter and then went back to the room with massuesse. I've seen the same girl twice and she is really sweet and nice but no "happy ending". I've tried to guide her hands but she says she can't do that. Am I missing something?
I don't want to get her in trouble if it isn't that kind of place but it sure seems to fit all the characteristics you say to look for. Any thoughts? BTW, I love reading your posts.
Erotic Massage MadisonYou're awesome!!! I am a 28 year old male. I have been wondering if you think that women would be willing to get a "happy ending" massage just like the guys.
I have been been getting happy ending massages for about five years now, and I have been thinking about trying to make some extra money as a "sensual masseur" catering to upscale women. I would assume that there would be a market for it. I think I just would like to hear an encouraging voice.
I would like to visit one of these massage parlors,I would like to experience the happy ending and whatever else is being offered, but i'm scared. I am a 68 year old male. Does this make me a dirty old man? Have you ever delt with this situation before? Anon, Do you really think you're the first 68 year old guy to come in here?
I guess you could describe almost half our clientele as "senior. True fact - for some reason, the old guys seem to have the biggest cocks. Not sure why that is. Are they supposed to be bigger with age? As a mp regular ,all I can say is your post will certainly make a firt time experience more enjoyable for all parties involved.
I wonder if things are differnt here in Canada, we are always given 3 options from the outset; topless , nude and nude reverse where you are able to massage the attendant. It goes without saying that being able to massage an attendant has always reaped tremendous benefits especially if you are able to make her cum first. Tell me CJ why no mention of the "reverse massage?
CJ I had recent massage in the States and the masseuse gave me the option to completely undress, gave me a great 1. She seemed to linger on my ass, hips, and upper thigh. At the end she asked if I had any questions: I've heard this story before from other guys who've had the outcall masseuse experience.
The outcalls have their own code words and lingo. Sounds like she was leaving the option open for a happy ending and was waiting to see if you would initiate. Sorry guy, but you didn't luck out! Anon, To be sure, you better ditch the shorts. I've heard of some places that use the "get comfortable" line as a sort of password.
If you keep them on, some may interpret that as a therapeutic massage only. He was doing it for the last 20 yeears, way before I met him. And he lied about everything. But mainly to himself. I made copies of his Credir card statements, there was no denying the truth. Beware of the guys that go to church every Sunday like my ex.
Too many men are hypocrites, and they only fool themselves. My ex was unpleasant and difficult and I would have dumped him before I foud out he was a true sex addict. Computer porn, sex phone lines and AMP parlors. He is an educated, dysfunctional idiot. The worst 3 years of my life, glad he's gone.
And when he's 70 years old visiting you , he will die alone like a dog. I'm not the only woman that got wise to him. A liar is a fool, mostly to himself. Thank god I was not madly in live with this fool. LOL to all, and the hooker working in massage parlors! CJ love da post! So wht do u think bout this ad when it says asian sweetheart erotic rub down in uptown!
I was thinking going there, i never been a massage place ever. Hi CJ. I am new to the whole "erotic massage" scene, and just had my my first experience. It was lackluster, to put it mildly. It was an asian place didn't know about the boycott until after the fact. Anyway, it was pretty empty space in a srip mall.
Nothing inside except for 5 rooms and a few girls. The minute I walked in they greeted me and this very attractive woman says to follow her and leads me into a room. She the tells me to "get comfortable" so I stripped down to my b-day suit. She returned while I was still taking my clothes off and watched me finish.
She then complimeted me on my body So the massage starts and I could tell right off the bat, that this wasn't going to be a "theraputic" massage at all and she was just going through the motions. She dropped several hints and I picked yup on them, no problem. So we agree on sex and she takes her clothes off. Then proceeds to apply a condom with her mouth and give me a bj.
This is where the visit went south for me. She used her hand, mouth and I even penetrated her briefly, but for some reason I could not get it up. Now I am embarrassed that this happened, but figured if anyone would understand it would be you. Have you experienced this with any of your patrons? Any advice? I figured that it was the environment that caused me to not be able to relax and get comfortable.
I'm sure somewhere in the back of my mind, I was paranoid the cops were going shwo up. She even offered to give me a partial refund, but I let her keep it. Afterall, it wasn't her fault. Sincerely, Gotwood4u, but just not today. I have a question. I have seen some asian massage parlors that say that offer 4 hand massage, which would be with two masseuse at a time.
What is to be expected from this, do the girls just do a therapeutic massage or are they still willing to go for something more? You are so awesome and doing a great service for all society. I found a great, friendly, clean, professional place here in NYC. The first time I went, I was honest and said I had never been.
The next time I went, new girl, and she was even more skilled than the first. I have been back 3 times since and no happy ending. What happened? I am absolutely respectful, courteous, unassuming, clean, and probably better than average looking. Great Blog CJ! Love the info! Here is a question I have I get massages maybe 3 or 4 times per year I guess I need to ask more questions because I want to assume this mutual means I am getting laid, but it wound up her getting naked and climbing all over me, but no penetration CJ First off I want to say thank you for the advice.
Being a newbie everything was really helpful and made me not look like an idiot. I do have a few questions though. I got a happy ending but before I asked if there were any other options, you know a nude massage, as I was not asked. She said she didn't have any but continued with the happy ending.
I hinted at more than just an HJ, but she said they are not allowed to do that, she did However strip down and let me eat her out. She said that I could not finger her though. Hey CJ, Hope you can answer this question for me. I recently went to an asian massage spa and during the masaage the woman left my junk partially uncovered and when she had me roll over she was looking at my cock, by lifting the sheet.
She also left my balls uncovered when she massaged my legs. During the time when she massaged my stomach I begain to get a hard on and the head of my dick stuck out from under the sheet. She brushed by it twice and the covered it up. I was never asked about extras and I was not given a handy J, but this was the best erotic massage I have ever had My question is I am going back this coming week and also going to get a table shower which they have there as well.
Any help or guidance!!! Are most of the older guys uncurcumsized? In the current modern day era Many Catholics and protestants get their sons circumsized which takes away about one third of their penis girth. I'm around 8 inches Hey i am planning on going to a new massage parlor and I was wondering if when she asks me to get comfortable if i should be face down or face up on the table at first.
Great info I just hope I get serviced by a chick who's not fat. CJ please help me. My husband of 23 years has been going to mp to get happy endings for a couple of months since i had a serious back injury and couldn't do much of anything. He has had bad experiences he says and now i'm back in shape i'm a lot younger than him, he's 73 but amazing in every way and i've been all over him sexually.
I'd like to do a masseuse happy ending night for fun but i don't know where to sit, stand, kneel, whatever while doing the happy ending. How does that work? Where is the masseuse at that time? What are my options there and how can he touch me and where during that? I think this could be fun. CJ, Great blog! Do you still practice in the Reading area? If so I would love to make an appointment.
Thanks C. Great blog and advice ,we are in the same industry and there should be more educative information like this for the clients and the girls. CJ, I've been to a few MP and only received on happy ending. I guess I'm too respectful to ask. I'm afraid that a legit place will boot me out. Is this true or not? I just expect to get a hand job without asking. Should I ask for one?
Thanks for your response. Seems like a large difference in overall pleasure to me, lol. Hey CJ-Thanks for your blog-very educational. So, I guess you don't have to be Asian to work at one of these spas? I am thinking about applying for a job and was really wondering about that?
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